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#1 2010-01-19 21:42:22

Moran from Planet X
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I am the Way & the Truth & the Blow

All Shakuhachi Schools Are Evil.

Expression of Evil Specific Ryu Desire is mindless, toxic automaton.

Teachers of shakuhachi are Malevolent Bamboo Dictators who live only to enrich selves by boxing students into endless tortures of patience and practice.

Malevolent Bamboo Dictators force Unwitting Students to do meaningless excercises to refine mindful technique of Absurdly Difficult Piece of Dried Grass.

Unwitting Students are True Shakuhachi Liberators. Especially Unwitting Students Without Malevolent Bamboo Dictators.

Only Shakuhachi Way is NO WAY.

Shakuhachi must be Formless Soul Blow.

Everyone Blows.

I would release own CD to Prove Myself To Be True Bamboo Liberator ...

But Ultimate Shakuhachi God is only found here: Ultimate Shakuhachi God


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum." —Rowdy Piper, They Live!

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#2 2010-01-19 22:00:07

ABRAXAS
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Re: I am the Way & the Truth & the Blow

End of History!


"Shakuhachi music stirs up both gods and demons." -- Ikkyu.

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#3 2010-01-20 06:59:05

Tairaku 太楽
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Re: I am the Way & the Truth & the Blow

Chris Moran wrote:

All Shakuhachi Schools Are Evil.

Sez who?

Chris Moran wrote:

Expression of Evil Specific Ryu Desire is mindless, toxic automaton.

How?

Chris Moran wrote:

Teachers of shakuhachi are Malevolent Bamboo Dictators who live only to enrich selves by boxing students into endless tortures of patience and practice.

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Student is the teacher. Think about it man.

Chris Moran wrote:

Malevolent Bamboo Dictators force Unwitting Students to do meaningless excercises to refine mindful technique of Absurdly Difficult Piece of Dried Grass

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According to.......?

Chris Moran wrote:

Unwitting Students are True Shakuhachi Liberators. Especially Unwitting Students Without Malevolent Bamboo Dictators.


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Student rebellion, man.

Chris Moran wrote:

Only Shakuhachi Way is NO WAY.

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Or not? Think about it.

Chris Moran wrote:

Shakuhachi must be Formless Soul Blow.

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According to you. But you have false authority.

Chris Moran wrote:

I would release own CD to Prove Myself To Be True Bamboo Liberator ...

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Because?


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#4 2010-01-20 09:55:35

Justin
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Re: I am the Way & the Truth & the Blow

lol lol lol

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#5 2010-01-20 10:19:34

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Re: I am the Way & the Truth & the Blow

I think you meant "EXPENSIVE Absurdly Difficult Piece of Dried Grass".


Ah, the ancient pond.
A frog makes the plunge;
The sound of water.

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#6 2010-01-20 11:24:36

Taldaran
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Re: I am the Way & the Truth & the Blow

Kaz wrote:

I think you meant "EXPENSIVE Absurdly Difficult Piece of Dried Grass".

Or if you make it yourself, "Crappy no hanko absurdly difficult piece of dried grass".


Christopher

“Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe.” Tao Te Ching

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#7 2010-01-20 11:34:29

Jim Thompson
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Re: I am the Way & the Truth & the Blow

Chris Moran wrote:

All Shakuhachi Schools Are Evil.

Expression of Evil Specific Ryu Desire is mindless, toxic automaton.

Teachers of shakuhachi are Malevolent Bamboo Dictators who live only to enrich selves by boxing students into endless tortures of patience and practice.

Malevolent Bamboo Dictators force Unwitting Students to do meaningless excercises to refine mindful technique of Absurdly Difficult Piece of Dried Grass.

Unwitting Students are True Shakuhachi Liberators. Especially Unwitting Students Without Malevolent Bamboo Dictators.

Only Shakuhachi Way is NO WAY.

Shakuhachi must be Formless Soul Blow.

Everyone Blows.

I would release own CD to Prove Myself To Be True Bamboo Liberator ...

But Ultimate Shakuhachi God is only found here: Ultimate Shakuhachi God

Chris,
     I think I'll switch to your method. It looks a lot easier.


" Who do you trust , me or your own eyes?" - Groucho Marx

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#8 2010-01-20 11:37:20

purehappiness
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Re: I am the Way & the Truth & the Blow

Ok, it looks like we are running out of things to say on this forum. sad


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#9 2010-01-20 11:46:51

Jim Thompson
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purehappiness wrote:

Ok, it looks like we are running out of things to say on this forum. sad

No worries. It will not impede posting.


" Who do you trust , me or your own eyes?" - Groucho Marx

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#10 2010-01-20 12:57:46

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Re: I am the Way & the Truth & the Blow

"Jimmy Dean Sausage is for southern people to eat for breakfast with the fried eggs and the Tbone steaks"
I do happen to enjoy the sage variety.
"You telling me that that 12oz package is supposed to feed 600lbs of men ... and they put it in the F'ing p****ass 12oz package."

Oh boy that is good stuff.


"Turn like a wheel inside a wheel."

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#11 2010-01-20 14:02:38

purehappiness
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Re: I am the Way & the Truth & the Blow

Better. I used to eat jimmy dean sausage. Gotta think of my health now. sad

Last edited by purehappiness (2010-01-20 14:02:52)


I was not conscious whether I was riding on the wind or the wind was riding on me.

Lieh-tzu

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#12 2010-01-20 19:20:06

Moran from Planet X
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Re: I am the Way & the Truth & the Blow

Tairaku wrote:

Chris Moran wrote:

Teachers of shakuhachi are Malevolent Bamboo Dictators who live only to enrich selves by boxing students into endless tortures of patience and practice.

Student is the teacher. Think about it man.

I find myself unwilling to live with that.

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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum." —Rowdy Piper, They Live!

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#13 2010-01-20 22:48:15

Tairaku 太楽
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Re: I am the Way & the Truth & the Blow

Jon wrote:

Brian was your post suppose to sound just like Molado LOL? Mologic!

According you you I sound like Molado? But your training fails you, doesn't it? You call me a fool. I know you are but what am I?


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#14 2010-01-21 00:42:18

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Re: I am the Way & the Truth & the Blow

Tairaku wrote:

According you you I sound like Molado?

I thought it was a damned fine imitation of him, myself big_smile


Zen is not easy.
It takes effort to attain nothingness.
And then what do you have?
Bupkes.

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#15 2010-01-21 08:54:59

Tairaku 太楽
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Re: I am the Way & the Truth & the Blow

edosan wrote:

Tairaku wrote:

According you you I sound like Molado?

I thought it was a damned fine imitation of him, myself big_smile

You may have confused me with the me that confused you. If you thought about it you'd realize your mistake. But you won't think because "thought" is not valued in certain circles. Now pass the doobie.


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#16 2010-01-21 11:21:12

edosan
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Re: I am the Way & the Truth & the Blow

•                           •

          .........'ere!

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Last edited by edosan (2010-01-21 11:23:02)


Zen is not easy.
It takes effort to attain nothingness.
And then what do you have?
Bupkes.

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#17 2010-01-21 21:16:49

Moran from Planet X
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Re: I am the Way & the Truth & the Blow

fouw wrote:

Chris, please don't!
With all the personalities you've shown, it is going to be a serial suicide!
Hang on in !

cheers,
Kees

We thank you.


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum." —Rowdy Piper, They Live!

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